Avast, ye! Board our pyruvate ships and sail the high seas of glycolysis! We'll start with the investment phase—you gotta spend ATP to make ATP, after all. As you float along, you'll encounter our hexokinase hex wrench, fructose fruit plate, and isomerase ice pack, and the terrifying secrets of glycolysis will be revealed (but don't worry, all the pirates are animatronic).