Don’t get me wrong, I love Pearl Jam…but I don’t think it’s because their music is particularly compelling.  I think it’s because I like being confused and entertained at the same time. 

I don’t mean, “what is his message?” or “what is the deeper meaning of his lyrical genius?”

I mean, “what the f%$k words are coming out of his mouth?”  I can’t understand what he is saying…

Dude…I’ll give a dollar to anyone that can tell me why the song that has NO WORDS is called “Brother”…what the hell?

(not really…I don’t ACTULLY care that much…but it was funny how many people pulled up Google while reading that sentence)