Clicking on the image will let you watch those shady eyes shift

So, today I discovered urban dictionary.  They seem to have all kinds of definitions from the street and the like.  The tag line reads, “The dictionary you (write). Define your world.”  I was feeling lucky on google and that’s how I found it.  Turns out there are about 65 varying “definitions” of sketchy.  I liked the following and then I’ll tell you why.  OK?

Sketchy Definition #33:

Someone who does really shady things and who’s eyes shift a lot. Someone not to be trusted with ANYTHING.

Sketchy sentence:

Pamela is soooo sketchy. She’s probably stealing someone’s clothes right now…

Written by bharath

So here’s why I liked it and why I needed to share it.  Because it made me LOL in a tea and pie shop.  That, and the visual I got of friends and “friends” I know whose eyes pirate walk a little too much, you know what I mean, right?  Jeje.

As of last week, I made a new friend that works as a hairdresser here in Mexico and also goes house to house for the cuts.  I’m really about a 55% on whether this new friend is a real person or someone shady, as defined by the above—sometimes I catch his eyes shifting, you know?  Oh, and he knows about as much English as I know Spanish—which isn’t much, but while it’s definitely manageable, it still won’t help me know whether or not my clothes might disappear when he comes over for dinner tonight. Zomg. Jeje.