Google Forced to Rid the Internet of Porn
Today a ruling in the high court means that Google will now be responsible for ensuring that no bad things happen on the internet. Following on from a case where they failed to delete material put online by someone else, they now have to make sure that there is nothing else on the internet that may incriminate any Google staff.
Google are now looking on all forums and discussion boards to make sure that nobody is swearing or being mean to other users. All web searches for anything sex-related are to be reported to the FBI and the perpetrators will have their email address put on the sex offenders register. Nobody will be allowed to use the internet after 11pm.
“It’s better to be safe than sorry!” exclaimed one staff member. “We must seek out anything that may be deemed offensive and delete it from the internet.” He pondered this for a moment. “It’s a big job. It might be easier just to wipe the whole internet and start again.”
The news was welcomed by the Iranian government. A spokesperson said: “As Google have lots of information about people who use the internet, they must use it to stop these infidels committing crimes against God. It is their God-given obligation to protect our eyes from this evil filth! They must delete all material that causes people to be tempted by those hot beach sluts that I’ve never seen.”
Ok… I think your going to have to include a detailed explanation about why on earth you felt the need to post this and exactly what is supposed to be funny about it, because at first read the only conclusion that can draw is that you have to much free time and a very under developed sense of humor.
Lol – you’re pretty funny! Maybe you should write for Sketchy instead!