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		<title>Escalator Breaks Down, Doesn&#8217;t Cause Too Many Problems</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An escalator broke down today at a local shopping mall. The patrons of the mall were forced to walk down the stationary steps. The incident didn&#8217;t cause too many problems.
Sketchy spoke to Bob Stepford, who just happened to be out buying a new stepladder.
&#8220;It didn&#8217;t cause too many problems.&#8221; he said. The great thing about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga Stumps Sketchy Staff</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even the best writers struggle sometimes. Sketchy staff set out this morning to write a satirical story about Lady Gaga, but it seems that over the weekend we were beaten to the punch by her latest exploits. 
&#8220;She&#8217;s just too freaking weird.&#8221; said one writer. &#8220;We couldn&#8217;t even come close to competing with her level [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America Running Out of Military in Wake of Chile Quake</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another Earthquake, another military occupation. But Sunday&#8217;s quake in Chile is set to push the American military to its limits. 
The quake sent the U.S. military into a preparation frenzy. Tanks and planes are being loaded up with ammunition and soldiers are receiving intensive training on shooting tear gas at children, gaining control of oil [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Google Forced to Rid the Internet of Porn</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today a ruling in the high court means that Google will now be responsible for ensuring that no bad things happen on the internet. Following on from a case where they failed to delete material put online by someone else, they now have to make sure that there is nothing else on the internet that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Today Not Taught How to Be Assholes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:21:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kids today are not being taught the skills they need to cope in the real world, according to a report from an international think tank. 
In the report, it details how schools are not equipping young people with essential life skills such as drinking in public, swearing at other drivers, and pushing in at cash [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Gilmore Girls Blu-Ray Box Set to Include &#8220;Slow speech down to human level&#8221; Feature</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new Gilmore Girls complete Blu Ray Box set, released on Monday, is the first Blu Ray release to include a &#8220;Slow down to normal people speed&#8221; setting. The new feature was added in the interests of public sanity.
For those viewers who missed everything that was ever said on the Gilmore Girls, which is all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Michael Bay Movie Just One Long Explosion</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Bay is about to release his latest movie, titled &#8220;Boom&#8221; which aims to break the record for the biggest explosion ever in a movie. The movie, which is just over 4 hours long, is simply one long explosion that lasts the entire duration. 
&#8220;It&#8217;s a story of love, life, and how they come together [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Local Man realises he is the only person left on MySpace</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark Windsor, a brick layer from down the road, logged onto his MySpace account today for the first time in 3 years, only to find that he had no friends in his friends list. Upon further investigation, it became apparent to Mr Windsor that everyone in the world had actually left MySpace, around the same [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dozens Burnt in Disco Fire, Mistook Evacuation Instructions for a Cascada Remix</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tragedy struck a local disco last night, when dozens of dancers were caught in a blaze that spread through the building. It&#8217;s said that the party goers ignored instructions to &#8220;Evacuate the dance floor&#8221;, believing the announcement to be the DJ putting his own spin on the Cascada song of the same name.  
Club owner Richie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids Reenact MTV&#8217;s Jersey Shore</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve only seen about 15 minutes of the real show&#8230;

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