If you’re like me, you hate people, will do anything to have as little-to-no interaction with them (especially ones you don’t know), and can’t stand dealing with them. If so, please allow me to give you assistance with one of our world’s biggest problems (right behind N1H1 virus and Kanye West): the double-door conundrum. When [...]

You can use your Iphone to find out the name of your future partner, your baby, and when you’re going to die, so why not get some information that is useful TODAY? Well now you can. New Iphone software tells you the expected time, weight, and consistency of your next dump. Simply install the software, [...]

There’s a very good chance that I’m going to fail out on my final semester at college. This would be very sad. The average semester at my school entails taking 4 classes. I am taking 2…and it’s not starting well. I went to class on the first day, and have been to a total of [...]

This video is kinda on fire lately.  Thank goodness I get CNN in Mexico! The groom here doesn’t know his waffles from his wife.  I’m happy I can’t marry because I would hate for this to happen on my wedding day.  If my groom went  cackly cackly on me, that’s it, I’m walkin.  NEXT!  Haha. [...]

Drinking on Sundays and irrationally spending money are two things that would be wise for me to avoid at all costs. So obviously you can see why I let my friend Taco talk me into going to a Booze Cruise with him this past Sunday. A lot of things factored into this decision. For one, [...]

As this summer comes to a close, I can’t help but think about how much it sucked. Working from 9-5 every Monday through Friday in an office gave me a staunch view of how my life is going to be. All my life I was told how awesome life would be if I had a [...]

Today I’m blogging about sketchalous ways to make some quick pesos or quick coins outside your regular day job.  Now, a preface might be that these options might only work in certain areas of the world, but it’s especially doable in the Mexican city where I’m currently living.  The reason I’m writing this post is [...]

A Jedi is demanding that he gets special privileges based on his religion. Markus Skywalker, a Jedi from Birmingham, has insisted that he is allowed 2 hours off work a day to “practice dodging lasers” and “hunt rancor chicks”. Citing religious intolerance, Skywalker tells us of how his religion is being suppressed by “non-believers”. “I [...]

As you can probably tell from my previous posts, I am a great, upstanding individual who is the perfect candidate to be judging others. That being said, here is my take on some of my favorite articles linked to today on fark.com: A man was arrested for flipping out due to losing a game of [...]

Don’t you hate it when you make unfair judgments about someone based on his/her nationality and then get called a “racist”? What a bunch of crap. One day, I walked down the street and asked some random African-American male who was walking in the opposite direction what his shooting percentage was. Much to my surprise, [...]