Posted on March 1, 2010, 5:52 am, by Stuart, under
Funny,
Showbiz.
Even the best writers struggle sometimes. Sketchy staff set out this morning to write a satirical story about Lady Gaga, but it seems that over the weekend we were beaten to the punch by her latest exploits.
“She’s just too freaking weird.” said one writer. “We couldn’t even come close to competing with her level [...]
Today a ruling in the high court means that Google will now be responsible for ensuring that no bad things happen on the internet. Following on from a case where they failed to delete material put online by someone else, they now have to make sure that there is nothing else on the internet that [...]
Posted on February 17, 2010, 5:21 am, by Stuart, under
Funny,
Random,
Work.
Kids today are not being taught the skills they need to cope in the real world, according to a report from an international think tank.
In the report, it details how schools are not equipping young people with essential life skills such as drinking in public, swearing at other drivers, and pushing in at cash [...]
Posted on February 16, 2010, 6:58 am, by Stuart, under
Funny,
Random.
The new Gilmore Girls complete Blu Ray Box set, released on Monday, is the first Blu Ray release to include a “Slow down to normal people speed” setting. The new feature was added in the interests of public sanity.
For those viewers who missed everything that was ever said on the Gilmore Girls, which is all [...]
Posted on February 15, 2010, 4:39 am, by Stuart, under
Funny,
Random.
Michael Bay is about to release his latest movie, titled “Boom” which aims to break the record for the biggest explosion ever in a movie. The movie, which is just over 4 hours long, is simply one long explosion that lasts the entire duration.
“It’s a story of love, life, and how they come together [...]
Mark Windsor, a brick layer from down the road, logged onto his MySpace account today for the first time in 3 years, only to find that he had no friends in his friends list. Upon further investigation, it became apparent to Mr Windsor that everyone in the world had actually left MySpace, around the same [...]
Tragedy struck a local disco last night, when dozens of dancers were caught in a blaze that spread through the building. It’s said that the party goers ignored instructions to “Evacuate the dance floor”, believing the announcement to be the DJ putting his own spin on the Cascada song of the same name.
Club owner Richie [...]
Posted on August 22, 2009, 5:11 pm, by Mumford, under
Baby,
Business,
Deals,
Funny,
Memories,
People,
Random,
Sport,
Video.
Today I’m blogging about sketchalous ways to make some quick pesos or quick coins outside your regular day job. Now, a preface might be that these options might only work in certain areas of the world, but it’s especially doable in the Mexican city where I’m currently living.
The reason I’m writing this post is because [...]
Posted on August 20, 2009, 9:29 am, by Mumford, under
Current Affairs,
Deals,
Food,
Funny,
Memories,
People,
Snack.
I love the awkward turtle. In fact, I only remembered it now when I discovered a fabulous new way to express your level of uncomfort with magic hand motions. They are magic because they help describe how you feel at a given b-zaro moment. I would first like to introduce Miss Awkward Turtle, (genders and [...]
Posted on August 18, 2009, 8:56 am, by Mumford, under
Business,
Current Affairs,
Deals,
Funny,
Memories,
People,
Random,
Video.
There’s a new video up online today with TV’s most famous fat naked gay man. The one, the only, Richard Hatch. Kind of an idol for me. Well, my must-see favorite TV program is Survivor. So, naturally, I’m a fan of Hatch. Most people, however, see him as one sketchy bastard.
But today Hatch is clothed [...]