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I Braved Swine Flu and, Instead of Dying, I lost 22lbs

This past weekend I went dancing at the discos.  I did a little dance on Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday night.  I contemplated going Sunday night but was a little too tired even for myself.  And yes, apparently my weekend starts on Wednesday.  Friday I passed out cold while attempting to take a 30 minute siesta [...]

Groped by a Mustached Taxi Driver

I walk my white french poodle every day around lunch time.  Lunch time in Mexico is around 3pm.  Yesterday the two of us were strolling down the Malecon (a cemented boardwalk here, pronounced Mal-ah-cone) when we passed a corner of three or four taxi drivers waiting for their next jolly tourist.  I had no idea [...]

Finding red Mexican Mr. Roo

So, I think it´s a rooster, but you be the judge.  I´ll refer to the animal here on as red Mexican Mr. Roo. Some of my sketchy posts might be flavored with some spicy spice from Mexico.  I live here.  But, I only moved south from Washington, DC about three months ago.  Anyway, back to the [...]

Dogs

Lubing up the Dog

So…I awoke last night to my husband yelling for me from outside. At first, I thought I must be dreaming…he would have to be in the process of being eaten by a bear to actually call for help. I step outside to find our two dogs stuck together…and my husband desperately trying to get them [...]

Boy Eats Penguin

This just in… The Orange County Sheriff and PETA are looking for the boy in this photo to question him about why he ate the Penguin. The Dog is also wanted for questioning. Details are sketchy at the moment but we’ll update as we get more information.