Archive for April 2010

Sketchy Joined the Facebook Group: I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy

Sheep Stroking Abundant Source of Clean Energy

Scientists in New Zealand, working with the Farmer’s union, have stumbled upon a novel method for generating vast quantities of clean, free energy. While performing routine “tests” in the area, the small team of scientists found their “instruments” were being unexpectedly charged. “The power is truly abundant bro.” said Dr B. Ollocks, from Aukland University. [...]