If you’re like me, you hate people, will do anything to have as little-to-no interaction with them (especially ones you don’t know), and can’t stand dealing with them. If so, please allow me to give you assistance with one of our world’s biggest problems (right behind N1H1 virus and Kanye West): the double-door conundrum. When [...]

You can use your Iphone to find out the name of your future partner, your baby, and when you’re going to die, so why not get some information that is useful TODAY? Well now you can. New Iphone software tells you the expected time, weight, and consistency of your next dump. Simply install the software, [...]

This is a commercial running in Canada for Bud Light Lime Flavored Beer which is now available in a can…

There’s a very good chance that I’m going to fail out on my final semester at college. This would be very sad. The average semester at my school entails taking 4 classes. I am taking 2…and it’s not starting well. I went to class on the first day, and have been to a total of [...]

This video is kinda on fire lately.  Thank goodness I get CNN in Mexico! The groom here doesn’t know his waffles from his wife.  I’m happy I can’t marry because I would hate for this to happen on my wedding day.  If my groom went  cackly cackly on me, that’s it, I’m walkin.  NEXT!  Haha. [...]