We are in trouble… The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 20 million to do the [...]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 2. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 3. Shopping is [...]

Entries in a cat’s diary: Day 183 of my captivity… My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing [...]

So, today I discovered urban dictionary.  They seem to have all kinds of definitions from the street and the like.  The tag line reads, “The dictionary you (write). Define your world.”  I was feeling lucky on google and that’s how I found it.  Turns out there are about 65 varying “definitions” of sketchy.  I liked [...]

The economic recovery is the good news most of us have been waiting for. But not Jim Bishop, from Wigan, UK. For the last 10 months, he has been enjoying life on the dole in his tiny bedsit. After losing his job as a carpet fitter last year, Jim has enjoyed getting up late and [...]

So, I think it´s a rooster, but you be the judge.  I´ll refer to the animal here on as red Mexican Mr. Roo. Some of my sketchy posts might be flavored with some spicy spice from Mexico.  I live here.  But, I only moved south from Washington, DC about three months ago.  Anyway, back to the [...]

Like most people, I often wonder what it would be like if I were to become rich and famous. Would it change me (probably)? Would I completely ditch my friends for new, better ones (definitely…they suck anyways)? How long would it take me to get addicted to coke? or X? Would I get married to [...]

Did you know that this year alone, pirates have seized over 100 ships in only one area— the Gulf of Aden. I had to look that gulf up on Wikipedia, so don´t feel silly if you have to click through here also. Yep, that´s right, click on the link and you´re looking at Somalia. Reminds [...]