Found this cute video and had to share– it shows flying penguins for a BBC advertisement. Adorable. Enjoy!

It came to light today that many scientists are involved in doing research that has already been done. Every day a new scientific discovery is made, but more often than not, it is an old discovery, it just wasn’t written down properly the first time. Some discoveries can be made over and over until somebody [...]

Chaos erupted today at the match between Northampton Pretenders and Possible United with a disagreement over where the imaginary ball actually was. This is the 982nd argument of its kind since the sport was founded last Tuesday. The Referee insisted that the imaginary ball had gone into the linesman’s face from a rebound off McGee’s [...]

Not content with the sugar already built into Frosties, a local man was seen putting no less than 3 teaspoons of sugar onto his bowl on Wednesday. A spokesperson from Kelloggs said that “This kind of thing has never been tried before” and that Kelloggs themselves are “unaware of the possible implications” of putting sugar [...]

Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: “Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the [...]

Uhhhh…why are the fish in the bathtub??

I am relatively certain no matter how bad my heartburn becomes, it will not justify taking a prescription whose side effect is anal leakage… Why is the side effect of asthma inhalers “shortness of breath”? Side effect of birth control…making you fat and bitchy…maybe that’s how it actually works. Once you get fat and bitchy, [...]

I walk my white french poodle every day around lunch time.  Lunch time in Mexico is around 3pm.  Yesterday the two of us were strolling down the Malecon (a cemented boardwalk here, pronounced Mal-ah-cone) when we passed a corner of three or four taxi drivers waiting for their next jolly tourist.  I had no idea [...]

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” [...]

The election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up. For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her great state of Alaska, [...]